Showing posts with label workin hard for the money. Show all posts
Showing posts with label workin hard for the money. Show all posts

Thursday, February 16, 2012

My New Job

Last month, I stopped working at The Library and am now working at The School. I made the switch for cash money reasons, since I was working at the library part-time without benefits, but I don't begrudge the decision on professional-fulfillment grounds, because I think it's going pretty well.

I'm a special education assistant at an elementary school. Specifically, I help this little bro who is in the fourth grade and has autism. He's extremely interesting, fitting stereotypes about autism in some ways and not at all in others. I don't want to talk about him too much on the internet (although I'll probably answer questions if you have them in the comments), but I will say that he's almost nonverbal, meaning that there are some ways that I draw on my past experience of babycare to work with him; at the same time, there's plenty he can do and understand. (And he is just as physically able as any of his classmates.) We're working on fundamentals of math and reading, and he's learned a noticeable amount in both areas just since I started working with him. Needless to say, that's really awesome.

I also work some with the other kids in my lad's class, either generally trying to help when he's with the group, or during a segment in the middle of the day where the special ed teacher works with my lad. And I have to say, it's so much more challenging to work with the big groups of "regular" kids. Fourth graders, man, they don't like to sit still, much less sit still and learn stuff. Not that I don't enjoy it. I help out in the social studies part of the day, and this month they've been working on presidents. You know I've been dropping some presidential trivia knowledge on those kids.
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Monday, September 27, 2010

Things I Found In Or On Library DVD Cases Today

a half-smoked cigarette

honey?

frosting?
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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Work Story

Last night, two of my co-workers and I noticed this cookbook all about recipes you can make in a 9x13 pan. We were all pretty excited about how good it looked.

While we were geeking out about the book, an 11-(or so)-year-old girl came up to the desk and was like, "Ooh, what book is it?"

My co-worker Acacia: "It's a cookbook."

Girl: " . . . oh."

And it hit me: grown-ups are boring.

I still brought the cookbook home with me, though.
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Saturday, May 8, 2010

Keeping Up With My Correspondence

Dear landlady,

Hey gee thanks for turning off the furnace, that was really practical. After all, in Wisconsin there are never times in May where the weather doesn't get above 50 degrees as a high and then gets down below freezing at night and then snows or anything.

Oh wait.

Regards,
Rachel

* * * * * * * *

Dear landlady,

So, while I was writing my previous missive, you came over and turned the furnace back on. So, um, actual thanks this time.

Sincerely,
Rachel

* * * * * * * *

Dear older men at the library who pretend jokingly pretend I'm flirting with you when I'm just being friendly,

Please don't.

Sincerely,
Rachel

* * * * * * * *

Dear man at the library who referred to your library fines as a "debt to society" and then took it too far by asking where the spankings are given,

Don't.

Sincerely,
Rachel

* * * * * * * *

Dear man at the library who felt the need to let me know that a women with words on her shirt draws his attention to the shirt-covered area,

Do. Not.

Sincerely,
Rachel

* * * * * * * *

Dear Spider Solitaire,

I'm so glad you're on my new computer. And, again, sorry that I had to delete you off my old computer for being too distracting, and also the computer before that. But now that I don't have to write papers anymore, who cares if you're distracting? I missed you so much. Let's never fight again!

Love,
Rachel


Editor's note: After posting this entry, the author immediately lost three consecutive games of Spider Solitaire.

Editor's note note: Make that four.
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Hey, Listen to This Song.

One day at the library, I was looking for something else and stumbled across the Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego soundtrack. How great is my job, right?! I finally got around to listening to it today and I tell you what--it isn't good. No indeed. So I was very surprised when BAM! out of nowhere, there was a song on it that actually made me cry:



If you stop listening before the weird bagpipe part kicks in, it's really good.
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Monday, March 1, 2010

My Staff Picks

I mentioned how I got to contribute a list of staff recommendations, which will eventually contribute to a display at my work. (I based my list mostly on what I like but also on what my library system actually has available. That especially came into play in the DVD section.) Here's what I submitted:

Fiction
A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin

His Majesty's Dragon by Naomi Novik

The Wagered Widow by Patricia Veryan*

The Wild Hunt by Elizabeth Chadwick**

The Spellman Files by Lisa Lutz

The Tenant of Wildfell Hall by Anne Bronte***

Matilda by Roald Dahl

Soul Music by Terry Pratchett****

Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell

The Beekeeper's Apprentice by Laurie R. King

Dune by Frank Herbert

Nonfiction
Dearest Friend by Lynne Whithey

The Princes in the Tower by Alison Weir

King Leopold's Ghost by Adam Hochschild

Guns, Germs, and Steel by Jared Diamond

Prisoner of Trebekistan by Bob Harris

The Children of Henry VIII by Alison Weir*****

DVD
1776

Deadwood (1st season)

Friends (4th season)

Project Runway (4th season)

Pushing Daisies (1st season)******

. . . possibly something else, but this was the only section I didn't type up before I handed it in, so I'm relying on hazy memory. Also, there was a CD section, but since I keep up with music in no way, I just left it blank.



*The Wagered Widow is by no means my favorite Patricia Veryan book (The Mandarin of Mayfair, The Mistress of Willowvale, Sanguinet's Crown, The Dedicated Villain, Married Past Redemption, Feather Castles, and The Tyrant--roughly in that order--beat it out) but it's very good, available in multiple copies from my library system, and a standalone (most of her books are in series and no series-beginners were plentiful in the system).

**The Wild Hunt wasn't my favorite Elizabeth Chadwick either, but my first place (The Love Knot) isn't owned by any Madison city libraries.

***I didn't like The Tenant of Wildfell Hall as much as I liked Jane Eyre, but I feel like it needs the attention more.

****I could have picked almost any Terry Pratchett book, but Soul Music seems like a good crowd-pleaser.

*****I only intended to put one Alison Weir book on the list, but I still had so much room over in the nonfiction column.

******Wow, I really don't watch many movies.
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Books and Books!

Something very exciting happened at work this week: one of the librarians handed out sheets for everybody to make "Staff Picks," which will be displayed at my library this summer. I get to have an "expert" opinion!

I'm writing this post to serves three purposes. 1: get my thoughts in order about what I've read recently to brainstorm about what I want to staff-pick 2: review what I've read so those of you that are interested can investigate or steer clear (I talked to two of my friends on the phone last night and started to talk about books, but got distracted before I mentioned more than one) 3: solicit more book recommendations from you, in case there's something you think I need to read before I need to submit my picks at the end of this month. Let me know in the comments!

So here are the books I've read since roughly the beginning of 2010 (unless I'm forgetting something):

Laughing Gas by P. G. Wodehouse
Of course it's funny and involves English upper-class twits, because it's P. G. Wodehouse. It also makes fun of Hollywood and, oh, is a body-switching story (a la Freaky Friday, but not with ladies, because why would Wodehouse write from the perspective of ladies?). A light read; I liked it pretty well.

The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
This is one of those books where, once I started, I had to keep reading--I had to find out what was going to happen; yet I can't assert with confidence that I actually enjoyed it. It's certainly different from any other book I've read (although not mind-bogglingly so) and, at first, it's super-interesting. However, it steadily runs out of steam. The beginning is engrossing, but by the end, it's hard to tell what the point is anymore. And it just ends because it ends. Do I recommend it? 51% yes, 49% no. And definitely no if you don't like dark stuff because it is, after all, about a teenage girl who gets raped and murdered. So there's that.

The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini
I'm a little surer that I like this one. The protagonist isn't as likeable, and I felt that it went one last plot-twist too far near the end, but I also feel like I learned a lot about Afghanistan from an Afghan perspective. I'm glad I read it and might even read it again.

The Kid by Dan Savage
I don't think I've mentioned in this space how much I like Dan Savage, because I feel that many of my readers would not. He's a snarky, gay, sex-advice columnist. Some people read his columns because people with weird, kinky problems write to him (as opposed to, say, "Ann Landers"), but I like him because I think he gives really good advice. He's the only advice columnist I've read who will straight up tell people to dump their scumbag girl- or boyfriends, because sometimes that's clearly the right answer. ("Ann Landers" and Ann Landers, when she was alive, would frustrate me with their constant "try counseling!" Sometimes you should get counseling. Sometimes you should just dump the scumbag.) Anyway, Dan wrote a book many years ago about how he and his boyfriend adopted a baby. It's funny and interesting (I learned a lot about open adoption) and I enjoyed it--although I knew going in that I liked Dan Savage's writing, so it wasn't a big gamble for me.

The Book of Basketball by Bill Simmons
I am perfectly indifferent to the NBA. No, that isn't true--I'm actually very slightly hostile toward it, and have never been a fan. But again, I already knew I liked the writing style of the author of this book, so I checked it out anyway. I made it through the first several chapters, before it got pretty technical, and even though I didn't have much of an NBA knowledge base, it still made me laugh. What can I say? Bill Simmons is funny.

Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel
OK, I'm only including this for completeness' sake. I read a good review of it, and it's about Thomas Cromwell, advisor to Henry VIII, so it's in my wheelhouse, and I therefore checked it out. If it weren't so new, it wouldn't be as in demand and I could re-check it and only then would I have been able to finish it. I had two weeks to work on it but didn't get around to reading more than the first couple of chapters; it's sort of interesting but not deeply so. The writing style is kind of original but also kind of confusing and . . . I dunno. I wanted to like it more than I did. Maybe I'll return to it someday.

Persepolis by Marjan Satrapi
This is a graphic novel that got turned into a movie, apparently. It's about a girl growing up in Iran in the late 70s and early 80s--that is, when crazy stuff started to go down. It reminded me of The Kite Runner in that it's an inside, personal perspective of a country I usually only see in outside, hostile, geo-political terms, so that was good. (The moral of the story is also the same: it's BAD NEWS when religious fundamentalists take over your country.) But it's definitely more simplistic than The Kite Runner (and the illustrations, while charming, are also simplistic--you basically have to tell characters apart based on context) and, since it's about a self-centered teenage girl, not always very sympathetic. Still, I think I'll seek out the sequel, because it was easily worth the investment of the short time it took to read.

The Blind Side by Michael Lewis
I always meant to write up a review of the movie for this blog, since I saw it over Christmas break. But then, Christmas break was an uncongenial time for blogging, so there you go. I liked the movie more than I thought I would. Sandra Bullock was very sassy. And I heard that the book was better and had more hardcore football stuff in it. It turned out that both were true. This, too, was a super quick read and well worth the small time/effort it took. There are three or four chapters that focus on football history and strategy instead of the heartwarming rags-to-riches Michael Oher story, but if you aren't interested in the pure football parts, you could easily skip those chapters. I was surprised to find out the movie didn't really add any sappy parts--the sappy parts really happened in real life, changing them in my mind from "cheesy" to "genuinely touching." I really liked this book.

A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin
Now, this! This was a book, man! It's the first of a series (followed by A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, and A Feast for Crows) and that series ate my life for a week or two. It's a fantasy series; it's a bit influenced by the Wars of the Roses (there are knights, dynastic struggles, crazy families, etc.) but there are also dragons and zombies. Dragons and zombies. The first installment is the best one, but once you're involved with characters, you can't stop. (I got Neal to start reading them and I think he'd agree.) There are two problems: first, by the fourth book I was starting to get kind of annoyed. Martin apparently started off claiming it was going to be a trilogy, but then he changed his mind to a seven-parter. But it seems by book four that he's just stretching things out to stretch them out. My second-favorite charcter (and I'm not going to go into specifics, in case anybody reading this takes my very emphatic recommendation and reads the books) just keeps having these ever-more pointless side-track adventures that, in some cases, just don't seem to fit her character at all. The second problem is that Martin hasn't gotten around to releasing the fifth book. There's a letter at the end of the fourth one saying that, hopefully, the next installment will be released the following year. The letter is dated July, 2005. So . . . I have little hope that I'll get to find out what happens to these characters I'm so invested in anytime in the foreseeable future. (He'll still have to write two more after #5!) But even with those concerns, I still wholeheartedly recommend these books. I love them.

And here's one final dis-recommendationn (I really thought I'd have more of those in this list--weird): The Hippopotamus by Stephen Fry
I like Stephen Fry, but I got about 30 pages into this book before I put it back where I found it. It was aggressively obnoxious and mean-spirited. All thumbs down. All thumbs that exist.
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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Things I've Found in Library Books Recently

(Blogsplosion Post #2)

1. a coupon for a free canoe rental

2. a flattened box elder bug

3. sketches of the Iron Giant

4. a blue crayon

5. a postcard from India

Three of those got returned to their rightful owners.
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Thursday, October 29, 2009

A New Low

Let's be honest: I am a huge klutz. I don't fall much, but I trip quite a bit; I run into doorframes and doors as I try to walk through them; I drop stuff. A lot.

This problem is exaggerated at work, because I'm always moving and always carrying things. (The very essence of my job is to take books from once place and to put them in another place.) The soundtrack of my shifts at the library is liberally punctuated by the BLAM of books hitting the floor, the CLANG of movies falling over on metal carts, and the occasional KR-THAP-THAP-THAP of items tumbling across a computer keyboard. But today, for the first time, I accidentally threw some stuff at a baby.

Here's what happened. I was putting childrens' DVDs onto the cart where they go between getting checked in and getting put on the shelf. Behind the cart, a little girl who, I'm guessing, was maybe 15 months old, toddled over toward me. I smiled, because I smile at babies and at library patrons, and she was both. What I intended to do was use my hands to grasp about 4 DVDs and then place said DVDs gently onto the cart. What actually happened was that I picked the DVDs up, and then they shot right out of my hands, first up into the air, and then down into the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned baby. Probably three of them grazed her arms and legs. She looked at me with an expression of surprise and betrayal, and I apologized profusely. Her mom came over and was like, "Oh, it's fine." The baby did not cry, but it looked like she was considering it.

So as far as work-klutzitude goes, it's a new low. I hope not to match it anytime soon, but I can't promise anything.
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Unwelcome Company

This guy showed up my work yesterday.

I'm told he's a werewolf and, further, that his new haircut probably signals the beginning of his transformation from were-boy into were-man.

Yesterday, he was set up right by the circulation desk, meaning that everyone who came into the library saw him first thing, and that I kept getting startled when I looked up because I thought an unknown person was standing right there. But then today, Jacob got moved back to (appropriately enough) the teen section. And taking his place was someone much worse.

For whatever reason, Edward doesn't fake me out as much as Jacob does. Most of the time, I don't notice him. (Although just before we closed, when many of the lights had been turned out, somebody knocked him over, and as I turned I got freaked out because I thought I saw a person falling.) On the other hand, every time I turned that corner, I got sneered at.

Yeah. Right back at ya, jerk. (Seriously, that's supposed to be attractive? I do not understand These Kids Today.)

On the bright side, the costume party that Edward and Jacob are around to advertise takes place Thursday night. (As one of my co-workers pointed out, how does one dress up for a Twilight costume party? Or more accurately, if one is already an Average American Teen, how does one not dress up for a Twilight costume party, each and every day?) So at least I don't have to put up with them much longer. Maybe they'll end up as door prizes at the party?
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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Library Miscellany

I'm glad everybody seems to like my reports about things I (or my co-workers) find in library items. Today I only noticed one weird one: four bobby pins.

One thing I wish I did more consistently is to remember weird books I see. There was one day a few weeks ago when I was working on the pick list* that I came across:

1) Barron's E-Z Grammar
Really? E-Z Grammar? Really?

2) The children's book Becoming Best Friends with Your Hamster, Guinea Pig, or Rabbit
Is it just me, or is that crushingly depressing? It gives me the very sad image of a child that would A) turn to any animal as a best friend (presumably because no human children like them) B) would try to befriend an animal as indifferent and boring as a hamster, guinea pig, or rabbit and C) would believe that this book would actually enable them to form an emotional relationship with said animals, which it would not, because come on, it's a hamster/guinea pig/rabbit. I know that's probably not what the author was going for, but that's all it conjures up for me.

I also get bummed out when people come to the library to research problems they have. Like when someone returns seven books about chronic insomnia, or when they order in a couple books about irritable bowel syndrome. (The winner of the Depressing Book sweepstakes [so far]: the children's book I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much. Random, by-chance choice of the child, or purposeful selection by the mother? I'd rather not know.)

This is also a keen reminder that people are surprisingly willing to make library workers privy to pretty sensitive information. Why, someone handed me books to check out to them this very day that were of an . . . instructional nature . . . and I don't mean that they contained diagrams for how to make your own furniture. (Although I also checked out a half dozen books about sharpening tools to one person, and that was rather more disquieting--lots of pictures of blades and the word SHARPENING splashed all over the covers.)

One thing I enjoy is when it's clear that a kid is taking a very keen interest in a subject. Sometimes it's the mom who checks out seven books about boats, or the family that has rounded up every kids' book we have about firemen, or the tell-tale pile of seventeen picture books about snakes in the bookdrop. (More power to you, Snake Kid.)

Although, by the same token, there are some clearly terrible books we just can't keep on the shelves--in particular, the fairy books. It's not like I don't get it--I read every Babysitters' Club Book under the sun (except the mystery ones--even I couldn't bring myself to care about the mystery ones). And when I was a little girl, I liked colorful things and sets of things (OK, those might not be exclusive to when I was a little girl). But they're written by Daisy Meadows. Daisy Meadows. I just can't get over that.
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Items Found in Library Books Yesterday

1. a "Happy Anniversary" card (clearly having been put to use as a bookmark)

2. a green plastic army man! (clearly . . . ?)
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Things Found in Library Items Today

1. blood-spattered Kleenex (not by me, for which I am thankful)

2. a Larry King bookmark, by which I mean a bookmark with a picture of and shaped like Larry King

3. a live, wriggling maggot (I did find this one--I opened a DVD case and there it was. I am not too proud to admit that I freaked out a smidge).
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Saturday, July 25, 2009

Things Found In Library Items Today

1. unused temporary tatoo

2. popsicle stick (which had clearly been used as a bookmark)

3. what I FERVENTLY hope was chocolate cake

4. cheese



Oh, and on an unrelated note, I would like some blog feedback. I did away with the yellow because, although the shade itself was lovely on my computer, it was hideous on my work computer, and I can't risk it looking like that to anybody else. But now I can't decide how I should do the sidebar titles. They're intentionally crazy right now because I can't decide between this
and this.
What do you think?
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Monday, July 20, 2009

Ways I Hurt Myself Today

Oh man, that sounds like a post title on the livejournal of an emo high schooler, doesn't it?

Instead, it is a list of the injuries incurred by a klutzy person who has a job that involves a lot of carrying and moving things around.

1. scraped two knuckles when grabbing DVDs wedged behind the book drop chute.
2. paper cut, courtesy Sunday's Chicago Tribune.
3. slight rug burn on fingertips from dragging items across floor of book drop closet (on the weekends, the chutes would clog up if we left the bins in there, so we just let everything fall on the floor).
4. slight bruise on chin from dropping (small) book from six-foot shelf onto face.

Ah, library employment. It's dangerous work, but somebody's gotta do it. (It's the paper cut that hurts worst.)
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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Things I've Libraried

Working at the library (and winding down as a grad student, since whenever I'm in school I feel like I should be reading "serious" things) has gotten me back into a groove of reading for pleasure.

The first things I got were collections of comics, since I've also gotten back into reading newspaper comics (albeit on the internet) for reasons I may explain in a separate post. I got some Pearls Before Swine and some Get Fuzzy. I like Get Fuzzy a lot better and will probably get more of it in the future.


I next moved on to getting a whole bunch of P. G. Wodehouse Jeeves and Wooster books. (Seriously, I went a little overboard.) I'd read a few before, but Neal hadn't, and he was interested since we've been watching the TV version. I'm still amazed by how closely the TV series sticks to the books. Sure, the TV show mixes and matches the plots quite a bit, and maybe changes a character or two, but I think it really embodies the spirit of what Wodehouse wrote. And even lifts some of the dialogue right out of the books. Anyway, the point is, those books are hilarious. Highly recommended! Eleven stars!

Remember when a real live author commented on my blog? That was crazy. I decided that the least I could do was check out one of her books (the choice of which one was random--it happened to come across my work station as I was checking in books one day). And it was pretty good! I know that doesn't sound like high praise, Ms. Chadwick, if you're reading, but considering that I have an aversion to historical fiction, I was very pleasantly surprised. In fact, I checked out two more and have them waiting on my shelf. (They did have to get in line, after all.) Let me share two things I liked about The Love Knot in particular: 1) There's a male lead and a female lead, so obviously, they will get together. But instead of the hoary old structure of "They fight, but then they make out!" it's more like "They don't really like each other, but then they build mutual respect, then acknowledge that they are mutually attracted to each other, and then they make out!" which is a lot more realistic. 2) There's a BIG TWIST! in the middle. I got to it and I was all, "OH MY GOSH THAT WAS A BIG TWIST!" (It was surprising.) And I would be remiss if I didn't mention that I liked the history part, too. Most of the real-person characters weren't in there very much, but all of them were (as far as I know, and it's not like I'm a big medieval scholar or anything) faithfully portrayed. That was good.

Neal and I really like to watch Rick Bayless's show on PBS. So when I saw that he (and his daughter) had written a cookbook that my library carries, I decided to check it out. So far, we've only made one of the recipes, but we were very excited about it. We bought a whole bunch of vegetables, beef stew meat, corn tortillas, and even a food processor. (All of Rick Bayless's Mexican recipes require a food processor.) We cooked the meat for an hour, we chopped and then processed the vegetables, we made salsa--oh man, it was fun. But then the actual food was pretty lame. I found our shredded beef tacos to be far, far less delicious than regular ol' ground beef tacos in cheap crunchy shells. Also, we got the corn tortillas because Rick Bayless makes a big deal about how that's what people in Mexico eat; it's Americans that eat flour tortillas. But, upon eating the corn tortillas, I recalled that Rick never actually said the corn tortillas were better--just more authentic. (I thought they were terrible.) So anyway, it was an adventure, but we're not going to make that particular recipe again. I want to give something else from the cookbook a shot, though.

In other "it came across my work station, so I thought 'why not' " news, I checked out a DVD called The Reduced Shakespeare Company: The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged), claiming to be all of the plays of Shakespeare in 90 minutes. It looked like a rapid-fire, clever comedy! It was not. It was remarkably slow and dull, dull, dull. I skipped some scenes, trying to find something good, but gave up pretty quickly.

So those are my recommendations and dis-recommendations so far. I'm working on some things now about which I have already formed opinions, but I feel like I should wait to finish them to make sure I'm right.
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Friday, June 19, 2009

I Return!

Ahoy!

Sorry about the unannounced hiatus--I wanted to focus more on finishing The Ninja Report (which is what I like to call my thesis to make it sound more exciting--I stole the idea from How I Met Your Mother) than on the ol' blog, but having a Real Job stole my focus from The Ninja Report, leaving the blog a sad and distant third.

By the way, the word "report" just lost all meaning to me. Report report report. It's all just silly sounds now.

Anyway, in my blogging absence, I have been brewing up ideas, and I have an exciting (?) slate planned. In the meantime, I present you with:

Things I've Learned at the Library

1. Books are filthy

You never notice this when you only check out one or two or even ten library books. But when you handle hundreds and hundreds of them in a day, it becomes all too clear. Library books are disgusting. I wash a thin film of dirt off my hands every time I come home from work (even though I wash them several times at work [which not to mention all the hand sanitizer I go through]). I would advise that you think of a library book like you would abut money: after you touch it, it's not like you need to scrub your hands violently before you touch anything else, but don't touch food right afterward either.

2. Putting CDs in an overnight bookdrop is a terrible idea

Although if you have to do it, putting a rubber band around the CD case (or rubber-banding a few together) is a good idea.

3. Actually, putting anything in an overnight bookdrop is a terrible idea

Sure, it has to be done, but . . . oh the carnage. It's just horrifying to see, if you are horrified by covers bent at unseemly angles, pages smashed and creased, and DVD and CD cases hanging open, their discs alone and unprotected who knows where. And what right thinking person wouldn't be?

4. Children are usually very shy

But those that aren't are insufferable. There are, with very few exceptions, only two types of under-twelve library patrons: those that won't say anything, and those that, when you remind them of their due dates (as you do for everyone) rudely respond "I know!" Luckily, the former make up the vast majority.

5. Most people who come to the library are very nice.

Which is a good thing. Although there was this one lady who was complaining (to a co-worker, not to me) that her overdue fines were outrageous and that we shouldn't charge so much because after all, she already pays to support the library with her tax dollars. It's a good thing I wasn't the one she was talking to, because the temptation to point out that she could have just turned her books in on time would have been unbearable.

But like I said, most people aren't like that.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Work Update!

So far at the library, I know how to

1. Check in books
2. Check out books (as long as the customer--oops, I mean "patron"--doesn't need anything too complicated)
3. Collect overdue fees
4. Shelve books
5. Sensitize books
6. Desensitize books
7. Give out library cards (this is my newest skill, which acquired today. [We'll see how well I retain all the details.])

One AWESOME thing I found out today, because today was the first time I worked until the library closed, is that when closing time rolls around? Everybody just. stops. No cleanup, no finishing check-in piles, no nothing. Just turn off the computers and leave. It's magical.
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

My New Job

(This is also sort of a by-request post, since my Aunt Robin asked me for these specifics.)

I got a job! At a library! With books!

It's a branch of the Madison Public Library, so it's not a huge library (for those of you familiar with the Hays Library: it's a little smaller than any one floor at Hays), but it seems to do brisk business.
It looks a little like it's in a strip mall, but it isn't.

(It's close to Monona, but not in Monona, and a few remarks by my coworkers have led me to develop a theory that there's a big rivalry between my library and the Monona library. I plan to investigate this further.)

It's only part-time (17 hours a week, spread over three days) but that's all I want for a while (for the duration of writing The Thesis That Never Ends), and there's apparently ample opportunity to pick up extra hours should I choose to.

I've only worked two hours so far, and it wasn't much like work anyway since I'm getting trained. I don't know many names of people yet, but they all seem super nice. And I haven't learned how to do much, but I do know how to check in books. With a bar code reader and everything!

My position is a "Library Page 2." According to the letter the city sent me when they offered me an interview, my duties "involve checking library materials in and out, registering customers for library cards, collecting fines and fees, and returning library materials to the shelves." It's a bunch of book shuffling and a bunch of customer service, but I think I'm going to be doing more of the former for right now. I'll work the check-out desk, but not for a while. (It can apparently get pretty crazy out there.) It's very busy, on-your-feet work, which I enjoy. You're tired at the end of the day, but it's a good tired.

I go back in for full shifts tomorrow and Friday, and I'm pretty excited. I work at a library! (With books!)
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