Voldemort: "How do you live with yourself?"
Lucious Malfoy: "FAAAABulously!"
Neville: "I have snake murder in my heart!"
Snape: "Take [my tears]! Take them!"
Harry: "
PENSIEVES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!"
Ron: "The Room of Requirement doesn't show up on the map. That's what you said last year, remember?"
Hermione: "That's right, I forgot! Thanks for finally putting right our gender roles, so now we can make out!"
McGonagall: "Longbottom, you and Mr. Finnigan go blow it up!"
Neville: "Blow what up, Professor?"
McGonagall: "The Alfonso Cuaron Memorial Bridge, of course!"
Every character, ever: "You have your mother's eyes!"
Little girl who played young Lily: [has brown eyes]
David Yates, to the special effects guys: "I like this scene, but can something be floating in it? Always more floating!"
Little Albus: "But Dad, what if the Sorting Hat puts me in Slytherin?"
Harry: "Son, with that haircut, I'd be worrying about Hufflepuff."
Little Albus: "Why are they all
staring?"
Ron: "Don't let it worry you. It's me. I'm extremely famous."
OH NO WAIT they didn't include the best line from the epilogue
and of course,
Voldemort: "And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling kids!" [dissolves into confetti]
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