Sunday, December 23, 2007

I Really Really Dislike Nicholas Cage


I was thinking about HOW AWFUL Nicholas Cage's hair is in National Treasure 2: Apparently There's Some More Treasure, and a Sarcastic Guy. I was wondering whether it looked more like a toupee, or more like the hair of a chimpanzee, or more like a toupee for a chimpanzee.

And then it occurred to me. It's like a toupee than not even a chimpanzee would wear. (Those little guys are pretty smart, after all.)

2 comments:

MacKenzie said...

Well, I don't share your hatred of Nicholas Cage and I liked the movie but I'm not even going to try to defend his hair. It was so very very awful.

Anonymous said...

the hair...yes...I will admit, that hair looks pretty awful. But...I LIKE Nicholas Cage...a LOT. So, since I don't want to be a hater I shall have to abstain, courteously.

(I know, I know, we weren't voting on anything. But you're, like the ONLY person who would get that reference...and I'm tired of making it to Scott who just thinks I'm being anachronistic.