1:08 I start listening to the game. It would have been 10 minutes ago, but Aggies All-Access isn't supported by Firefox, and Internet Explorer is terrible.
1:09 Aaaand Josh Freeman scores a touchdown for K-State. Welcome to the game, Rachel!
1:10 This isn't unique to this minute, but Dave South has a great voice. So comforting.
Aggie trivia commercial: which 3 Aggies have received more than 800 yds in a season? Um . . . Jason Carter? I don't know.
1:11 Answer: OK, it's nobody I've ever heard of.
1:12 Aggies CAN is today. It's a good program. And much less stupid than holding a "Blow-Out" during the Texas Tech game. I know it's for Hurricane Ike relief fundraising, and I don't care. COME ON, Aggies. Don't live up to the reputation for stupidity.
1:13 Ooh, it's Jerrod. I guess I should have known he was starting. You know I love Stevie, but I feel better that it's Jerrod.
Ooh! Cyrus Gray for 20 yards! I get so happy when we makes plays like a real team. Also, he broke 3 tackles, so apparently K-State has similar defensive prowess to the Ags.
1:14 And Cyrus loses a bunch of yards. It's the circle of life.
1:15 Sweet! Another 20+ yard catch! I love real football!
1:16 Note: I bought Pixy Stix fifteen minutes ago. I am so happy.
1:17 Jamie McCoy gets tackled a little before the goal line. The cannon goes off, which is made even more embarrassing since the catch gets called back by a penalty.
1:18 With that and a sack, it's 2nd and 22 just like that. And with our kicker, we are not in field goal range.
How hard is it to find a decent kicker, by the way?
1:19 Going for it on fourth and two . . .
Oh, got it! That's excellent (although I'm still going to begrudge that our terrible kicker probably motivated, in part, that decision.)
1:21 Jerrod was apparently "dancing around." Would that Dave meant that literally . . . .
1:22 Aggies trying a field goal, with freshman kicker Bullock (instead of Bean, the one who's been stinking up the place [sorry, Bean, it's true]). And it's good! Ok! Well done, fish.
1:24 All right, 7-3. That's decent; that's respectable.
1:25 Maybe someday, with practice, I'll be able to pay attention to two games at once. Right now, I'm listening to the Ags while the Red River Shootout is on tv. The 'sips are happy about something right now--I have no idea what.
1:28 Ah, dang it. Me, Dave, and Dave thought K-State would be called for holding, which would have killed their drive. Instead, it turns out the Ags roughed their passer. (Rejuvenating their drive.)
Other Dave just admitted he's "thinking with his heart today." Awww, me too Other Dave, me too.
1:30 FUMBLE! Huzzah! Gig that! As the annoying women's baskteball announcer would say, "AGgies Ball!"
1:32 Man, that Texas-Oklahoma game still looks really interesting. I wonder what's going on.
1:33 Direct snap to Cyrus Gray. Those direct snap plays kind of weird me out.
Mmm . . . War Hymn. I can make out the words as the crowd sings. That's so impressive. Sadly, it gets cut off by the stupid Raising Cane's commercial. I never went there, but how could they possibly be as good as Layne's?
(They can't. That was a rhetorical question.)
1:35 The Ags are behind in score, but ahead in time of possession. That's mildly comforting to me for some reason.
1:36 Oh, Texas is leading. I see now.
1:37 Darn, we have to punt. Oh no, they blocked it! As Dave says, "And a touchdown, just like that." I guess it makes me feel better that it's their fifth blocked punt of the season. That's actually pretty impressive.
Poor Brantly. I like that guy.
1:38 Is it at all comforting that they missed the extra point? . . . Maybe. 13-3.
1:39 I'll note at this point that I have been thinking that the Ags can win this game. K-State is worse than expected, and I was actually rather pleased at the Ags' performance against Oklahoma State last week. Sure, some may consider a 56-28 loss a bad thing, but it was the first radio broadcast game this year I didn't end up turning off in disgust. Baby steps!
1:42 The teeny little upside of an opponent's special teams touchdown is that we gett the ball right back. Offense is fun!
1:43 Dave: Did he catch that?
Other Dave: Well, he almost did.
Awesome.
1:44 OK, sounds like he actually did catch it. Will the replay booth agree?
1:45 Nope. Very sad. Dave and Dave are not impressed.
1:47 Wait, what? Dave and Dave just made it sound like two of our receivers "started running" before the play started. I'm imagining them just jogging down the field while Jerrod is still waiting for the snap.
1:48 Bad news: we had to punt. Good news: They didn't block it, and Brantly is great, and we made a big tackle on the return guy.
1:50 Now K-State seems to be making first downs at will. That's discouraging.
1:52 I just finished my bag of Pixy Stix. That's also discouraging. (I saved the blue one for last. Mmm . . . blue.)
1:53 Let's quote Dave again: "They're into Aggie territory for yet another time."
1:54 Oh, FANTASTIC. The broadcast cut out. The computerized voice is telling me that the event hasn't begun. I hate you, computerized voice.
1:55 Since I'm not listening to the Aggies, I got to hear Kirk Herbstreit invite Brent Musberger to ride the ferris wheel with him after the game.
1:56 OK, the game is back.
1:57 Touchdown K-State. I should really stop tuning in to this game! 20-3.
My optimistic may have been misplaced.
1:58 No, no Rachel. Keep up the hope! It's still within reach! We just have to . . . play much better. Problem solved!
2:00 Hey, a thirty-one yard kickoff return! Well done, Cyrus Gray.
Waitwaitwait. Dave just told me Gray started instead of Goodson? That's weird. Man, I wish I'd gotten to hear the beginning of the game.
2:02 Ew, the Ags are 1 for 5 on 3rd down efficiency, and only 5 first downs.
On the bright side, this third down worked out. Good job, Tannehill.
2:02 "And Tannehill dropped the football, and it's a catch, and are they going to count it?" What does tat mean, Dave? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Oh, it means Tannehill fumbled it? Yeah, K-State has it now. Bummer.
2:04 Neal sees my Pixy Stix wrappers: "OH MY GOSH, YOU ATE ALL THOSE?!" I maintain it was a small bag. He worries my heart will explode.
Oh, and they're reviewing the fumble.
2:05 The play stands. Oh well.
2:07 Wow, Freeman is 13 for 14. Good quarterback, or bad defense? The defense's case is not helped by getting a 12 men on the field penalty just now. Come on. That's a stupidity penalty.
2:09 The crowd goes wild for a K-State incompletion. Good for them for keeping up the enthusiasm; sad that they don't have more to celebrate.
2:10 Speaking of, K-State touchdown. I really thought the Ags would do better than this, I really did. How do they keep failing to meet my expectations when I keep them so low? 27-3.
2:13 Oh man, Texas Tech is next week. It's going to be SO BAD.
At least Goodson just had a good carry.
2:14 Two good plays in a row? Woo hoo!
2:15 Three! Three in a row! A catch so good, Dave and Dave got so excited that it sounded like we scored a 19-point touchdown. First and goal.
2:16 Jerrod scrambled to the one yard line. The cannon went off again.
2:16 Jorvorskie! Sherman sent Jorvorskie in--it's 4th and goal at the one. That's what Jorvorskie is for. I can't even tell you how relieved this makes me. K-State timeout.
2:18 So . . . t.u. is beating Oklahoma by ten in the fourth quarter? I'm surprised.
2:19 I'm so nervous for Jorvorskie. If he makes this touchdown, he sets the Aggie record for touchdowns. So nervous! Aggie timeout.
2:20 WHOOP! 45 rushing touchdowns, J-Train sets the school record! I love that guy.
Apparently, Bullock is kicking because Bean pulled a groin. Riiiight.
Oh, right, the score. 27-10. I don't even care, I'm so happy for Jorvorskie, I'm going to consider this game at least a partial success no matter what happens.
2:24 Halftime. This is where I take out my headphones and, apparently, watch the first bit of the Tennessee game.
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