1. blood-spattered Kleenex (not by me, for which I am thankful)
2. a Larry King bookmark, by which I mean a bookmark with a picture of and shaped like Larry King
3. a live, wriggling maggot (I did find this one--I opened a DVD case and there it was. I am not too proud to admit that I freaked out a smidge).
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4 comments:
This is my new favorite feature on your blog. I don't care if you have to stretch the truth a bit and combine things from different days. It would still be awesome.
Also, humans are disgusting.
I like this feature too, but not if I inadvertently read it during my lunch break.
Ag: It's just not in my nature to exaggerate things that happen to me--that's why I'm such a bad storyteller. (In other words, it sincerely was a live and wriggling maggot.) I might combine things from different days in the future, but I'd probably put "this week" instead of "today."
MacKenzie: sorry about your lunch. Now you know, though.
Anonymous: I wish I could say the DVD was of Plan 9 from Outer Space or something, but I think it was just some lame kids' show.
Omg, the larry king bookmark. Is it weird that I am delighted to live in a universe where such a bizarre thing exists?
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