Things I Found When Cleaning Out My Office Supplies Box

4 half-used rolls of Scotch Gift Wrap Tape

2 less-than-half-used rolls of double-stick tape

ninja star

2 lighters

5,000 pens (approximate)

miscellaneous nails

sunglasses (crooked)

empty envelope box

17 envelopes (from a purchase unrelated to the empty envelope box)

miscellaneous pushpins

paperclip box (contents: one paperclip)

egg-shaped device that tells time, has alarm clock function, gives current temperature (broken)

8 39-cent stamps (quilt-themed)

2 tiny bulldog clips

2 bottles of yellow acrylic paint (dried out)

bouncy ball