Random Thoughts of the Day

On campus today, I saw a guy riding a bike with a toothbrush in his mouth. That's gotta be a safety hazard.

Leggings have never been, and never will be, pants. I don't think these undergrad girls who walk around in leggings and a big shirt realize that they're just walking around in public pantsless. On the other hand, maybe they're doing it on purpose.

I went with my friend when she bought some candy. I couldn't decide whether to get some for myself or not, so I bought a single Airhead. I figured that was a compromise. Click here to read more . . .

Keeping Up With My Correspondence

Dear men who wear capri pants (or "manpris"),

You know I judge you, right?

Sincerely,
Rachel

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Dear The Internet,

You're pretty amazing. First you bring me Planet Unicorn, and now you're offering me a Planet Unicorn ringtone?! Your benevolence is, at times, overwhelming.

Sincerely,
Rachel

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Dear Charms,

I'm a fan of your new candy. I mean, I'm fan of the concept. It's delicious. But on the other hand, there's not enough gum in one piece to actually chew--in fact, it's just enough to get caught in the ridges of exactly one molar. And of course, one of them cut the roof of my mouth all up. So, good effort, but I can't buy any ever again.

(I actually wanted Razzles, anyway.)

Sincerely,
Rachel Click here to read more . . .