Random Thoughts of the Day

On campus today, I saw a guy riding a bike with a toothbrush in his mouth. That's gotta be a safety hazard.

Leggings have never been, and never will be, pants. I don't think these undergrad girls who walk around in leggings and a big shirt realize that they're just walking around in public pantsless. On the other hand, maybe they're doing it on purpose.

I went with my friend when she bought some candy. I couldn't decide whether to get some for myself or not, so I bought a single Airhead. I figured that was a compromise. Click here to read more . . .

Keeping Up With My Correspondence

Dear dudes who roll up their right pants leg while bicycling to keep it from getting caught in the chain,

Hey, here's an idea--once you get off the bike, roll it back down.

Love,
Rachel

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Dear people who just spit on the ground, as if that's acceptable,

Are you kidding with this? STOP IT.

Love,
Rachel

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Dear that albino lady who rides my bus,

Your hair is so great. I mean, it's not like hair that's white because of age, not a snow white; it's like vanilla ice cream. It's so pretty. I mean, my condolences on being an albino, I suppose, but my point is, there's an upside.

Love,
Rachel Click here to read more . . .

Keeping up with my Correspondence

Dear Undergraduate Female Population of the University of Wisconsin-Madison,

Leggings? Really? The high temperature for the week was 28. That's Fahrenheit, mind you. WEAR PANTS.

Love,
Rachel

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Dear Men with Comb-Overs,

I don't understand. It's not like anybody is fooled by a comb-over. We all know what it is; we can all tell you're bald anyway. Just embrace it! The comb-over, after all, is less hilarious but just as easily mockable as the mullet.

Love,
Rachel Click here to read more . . .