Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Keeping up with my Correspondence

Dear Undergraduate Female Population of the University of Wisconsin-Madison,

Leggings? Really? The high temperature for the week was 28. That's Fahrenheit, mind you. WEAR PANTS.

Love,
Rachel

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Dear Men with Comb-Overs,

I don't understand. It's not like anybody is fooled by a comb-over. We all know what it is; we can all tell you're bald anyway. Just embrace it! The comb-over, after all, is less hilarious but just as easily mockable as the mullet.

Love,
Rachel

1 comment:

Academic Monkey said...

Yeah, right on! AND I might add that leggings ONLY came back so that you could wear skirts in winter. THIS IS NOT A FASHIONABLE PIECE OF STAND-ALONE PANT!! It is a warmth-providing accessory to skirts. (and all of your asses look awful in them)