Another Fun Headline

I took a newspaper class in high school, and so I was taught to use my imagination to come up with varied and interesting verbs to use in headlines. I often notice this principle at work in sports headlines, what with all the synonyms they think of for "win" and "lose." Never, though, have I so respected a headline writer as I do the person who thought up:

Hockey gods punish Ottawa as Ducks march on

Well done, Vail Daily News.