Say you had a time machine. Would you rather go back in time to tell:
George Washington that cherry tree story, and see how ridiculous he thought it was
or
Albert Einstein that his name would someday commonly be used as a sarcastic way to call someone a moron?
What’s next, CRANBERRY SAUCE out of CAN?????
12 hours ago
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I would go back and talk to George Washington, and ask to look at his teeth. Also, according to the lifesize cutout at Mount Vernon, I'm an inch taller. So, you know, I could rub that in his face too. Then I would give him props for pulling a Cincinnatus and not making himself dictator for life.
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