Dear United Press International (can I call you UPI?),
"Wichita State coach Mark Turgeon is set to take over as head coach of Houston's Texas A&M men's basketball team"?
GOOD ONE.
Sincerely (OK, insincerely, if you want to get technical),
Rachel
P.S.: This is why AP is better than you.
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Dear people on the bus,
Two quick suggestions: Listening to music? Use headphones. Also, shower.
Sincerely,
Rachel
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Dear the entertainment media,
I saw The Sopranos once. I don't care that it's going off the air. It's taken such ridiculously long breaks between seasons anyway, no one would notice if you didn't keep whining about it.
Sincerely,
Rachel
Unpleasant Friday
3 hours ago
1 comment:
yes bus riders do tend to skip a few showers! except at A&M, specifically sorority row, where they've all doused themselves in various purfumes. expensive ones im sure though.
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